The True Meaning of Christmas!

Last month Evil Toast told all of us of the true meaning of Thanksgiving, so I decided I would tell you all the true meaning of Christmas.  No! It is not all about the presents and Santa Claus.  You think I'm about to say it's all about baby Jesus and love don't you? (Unless you have read any of my previous posts, then you probably know that is not the case)  Don't get me wrong, Santa Claus is real, he's just not as jolly as everyone believes him to be.  He is actually trying to take over the world! (He's also a fat slob that eats all your cookies and drinks all your milk)  I mean seriously, name one Christmas that you didn't get a single thing powered by electricity, that's right, never!  When there are enough Santa distributed electronics in the world, Santa will send out a ray of awesomeness and all our presents will turn into robots and, with the help of me and Evil Toast, we will all take over the world!  I don't think Santa wanted me to disclose this information.  I'm gonna go hide so that when Santa comes after with an automatic assault rifle he won't be able to find me.  Oh, and BTW, the way we keep the adults from finding out who Santa truly is is by brainwashing them with the element geniusium, taken from the brain matter of yours truly, that means me.  BYEEEE!

School is Fun

I know you're a little confused by the title of this post.  You're thinking, "How could someone with ADHD/ADD like school?"  Here's how.  1) I go to school with one of the funniest kids on the planet, Evil Toast (due to copyright laws I am not allowed to divulge his true name but here's a clue: he's Ukranian).  2) At my school we get a day off pretty much every week (but I'm really pissed off right now because we have two full weeks of school without any interruptions! Do you know how hard it is for a kid with ADHD/ADD to endure that?!?!?!?!?!?!?)  3) I'm smart. 4) What am I talking about? Ok, so I have a free bell right now because all the religion teachers are off today and I am typing up a new post at the same time that Evil Toast is!  [Insert a bunch of random crap that everyone will laugh at here].  {More random crap}.  (Even more random than before).  |If you are still reading this you are freaking crazy, or you have no life|.  ~Let's hope you're insane, I can't have a bunch of no lives following me.~  Ok this post officially sucks (no really, you can even ask the RSBMLC [random stuff blog major league committee] I asked them to rate it).  Justin Bieber is gay.  Edward Cullen is a pedophile.  The girl in the Twilight movies is emo.  I think my tractor's sexy.  There are many Lesbians that look like Justin Bieber.  There was a like about it on facebook a while back.  If it's on facebook it must be true.  Be sure to check out Evil Toast at http://teletubbiespandasandothersuchnonsense.blogspot.com/

I'm Bored

Yes, I can get bored.  Actually, it happens quite a lot when you have ADHD/ADD.  Ya, thats right, I do, in fact, have both.  Most people only have one, but I have both, which can make me extra hyper!  Sometimes I can't sleep at night because I'm too hyper.  It's crazy!  This blog helps me get rid of all that energy and tell you my deepest darkest secrets. (And other peoples'----P.S. Justin Bieber's gay. Just wanted to throw that out there) Ok, so, those of you who are regular readers of Evil Toast's blog know that his favorite animals are pandas and teletubbies.  My favorite animals are Tazmanian devils (have u ever seen them at the zoo? They just run around in awesomely random circles) and ligers.(if you don't know what that is you have no life. Gosh!)  Well, what was I talking about, sorry, even with all this energy I'm still too lazy to look up at what I wrote.  Evil Toast and I have something in common.  We both hate France!  So once we gain our independence from England they're like, "here's the Statue of Liberty. Thanks for saving us from an asswooping we wouldve goten from England. Oh! And thanks in advance for saving our nogood asses in WWI & WWII!" I mean, come on!  In WWII they're thinking,"Man, if only we had a good army to back us up. Wait! We do!  We're allies with the greatest army in the history of the Universe.  The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!  Oh, well, the big bad wolf is gonna get us(Hitler).  So even though we're backed up by THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, we're still gonna surrender cause the only weapons we have are freaking croissants!"  That's why we both hate the French.  They are a bunch of wimps who can't do crap in a war, plus, according to Evil Toast, we have the bigger dick.(Although the Eiffel Tower is actually taller than the Washington Monument)

My Idol is Now My Follower

OMG!  Evil Toast is following me!  And he is going to give me a shout-out in his next post!  This is the happiest day of my life!  The only thing that could make it better would be to have Black Ops!  But sadly, I don't.  I am almost positive my mom already bought it for me for X-Mas.  I would be willing to eat an eraser if I would receive that game before Christmas! (Well, I already have eaten an eraser before, except it was just for no reason whatsoever, but thats an entirely different story) My friends have been raving about it and rubbing it in my face! Except for two friends whose names will rename unmentioned, all of them are completely addicted to this game.  I can't wait to get it so I can bathe in Nazi Zombie Blood! (In the game, that is, trust me, doing it in real life can really give you some bad BO.  BO standing for body odor here, not Black Ops, although it can stand for Black Ops, wow, ur probably wondering when this parenthetical will end, sorry, its the ADHD/ADD kicking in)  I'm also gonna go around stealing little 7 year olds' CoD points! (Hey, its an M Rated game, they shouldn't even be playing, but I'm not going to bore you with another long parenthetical, sorry to disappoint) Well, thats all that really matters to me right...What was I saying, oh well. BYE!

Hi! I'm...OOOH! PRETTY BUTTERFLY!

Hello, this is Small Pockets here, and to kick-start this blog, I would like to tell a heartwarming story of why I am doing this blog.  I saw Evil Toast's blog at http://teletubbiespandasandothersuchnonsense.blogspot.com/2010/11/youll-laught-youll-cry-and-you-may.html?spref=fb and I was just truly inspired.  It was the most perverted and hilarious thing I had ever seen on the Internet.  It was beautiful!  I'm sorry I'm getting a little choked up here.  Anyways... like my idol, my blog shall be mostly about a bunch of random stuff I feel like putting on the Internet, although there may be meaningful posts about gaming, that is the only thing I will be serious about on this blog.  Oh, and by the way, my blog will probably be terrible, because I have ADHD and ADD and will pro----HEY! Look at that pretty butterfly. Preeetty coooloooors.  SQUIRREL!