The True Meaning of Christmas!

Last month Evil Toast told all of us of the true meaning of Thanksgiving, so I decided I would tell you all the true meaning of Christmas.  No! It is not all about the presents and Santa Claus.  You think I'm about to say it's all about baby Jesus and love don't you? (Unless you have read any of my previous posts, then you probably know that is not the case)  Don't get me wrong, Santa Claus is real, he's just not as jolly as everyone believes him to be.  He is actually trying to take over the world! (He's also a fat slob that eats all your cookies and drinks all your milk)  I mean seriously, name one Christmas that you didn't get a single thing powered by electricity, that's right, never!  When there are enough Santa distributed electronics in the world, Santa will send out a ray of awesomeness and all our presents will turn into robots and, with the help of me and Evil Toast, we will all take over the world!  I don't think Santa wanted me to disclose this information.  I'm gonna go hide so that when Santa comes after with an automatic assault rifle he won't be able to find me.  Oh, and BTW, the way we keep the adults from finding out who Santa truly is is by brainwashing them with the element geniusium, taken from the brain matter of yours truly, that means me.  BYEEEE!