I'm Bored

Yes, I can get bored.  Actually, it happens quite a lot when you have ADHD/ADD.  Ya, thats right, I do, in fact, have both.  Most people only have one, but I have both, which can make me extra hyper!  Sometimes I can't sleep at night because I'm too hyper.  It's crazy!  This blog helps me get rid of all that energy and tell you my deepest darkest secrets. (And other peoples'----P.S. Justin Bieber's gay. Just wanted to throw that out there) Ok, so, those of you who are regular readers of Evil Toast's blog know that his favorite animals are pandas and teletubbies.  My favorite animals are Tazmanian devils (have u ever seen them at the zoo? They just run around in awesomely random circles) and ligers.(if you don't know what that is you have no life. Gosh!)  Well, what was I talking about, sorry, even with all this energy I'm still too lazy to look up at what I wrote.  Evil Toast and I have something in common.  We both hate France!  So once we gain our independence from England they're like, "here's the Statue of Liberty. Thanks for saving us from an asswooping we wouldve goten from England. Oh! And thanks in advance for saving our nogood asses in WWI & WWII!" I mean, come on!  In WWII they're thinking,"Man, if only we had a good army to back us up. Wait! We do!  We're allies with the greatest army in the history of the Universe.  The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!  Oh, well, the big bad wolf is gonna get us(Hitler).  So even though we're backed up by THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, we're still gonna surrender cause the only weapons we have are freaking croissants!"  That's why we both hate the French.  They are a bunch of wimps who can't do crap in a war, plus, according to Evil Toast, we have the bigger dick.(Although the Eiffel Tower is actually taller than the Washington Monument)