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Randomness

Soooo… my computer has all of a sudden decided that my Internet Explorer instantaneously got 25 freaking viruses and now it won't let me on teh intehwebs.  So that's why I'm typing this post on my phone The iron pills have really given me a lot more energy (great, exactly what a kid with ADHD needs).  I'm drinking lots of OJ, but no caffeine :(  YAAAAAYYY!  The first emoticon on this blog (cause God knows I love the f***ing things).  I like bacon.  Do you like bacon?  I would make a poll question about it if I had my f***ing Internet back!  I can't even look up my homework online.  Speaking of school, I launched my bottle rocket today!  It went 47 meters high and stayed in the air approximately 4.36 seconds. EPIC FAIL!  I don't like losing.  Losing is not fun.  Even when I'm playing Pokemon, I will throw my handheld device across the room when I lose a battle.  My favorite video game right now is Blops.  That word sounds like some kind of sex position of something.  Well, this has been a productive post.  All the way from the Internet to sex.  That's my brain for ya.

I'm Anemic

Soooo... I found out today that I'm anemic.  Yup, that's why I'm so tired all the time.  That's why I always sleep in class.   bnhg gvhsk dbbn, dvvb  Sorry, a little tired right now.  I wonder why?  So I have to take Iron supplements twice a day.  I am one messed up child.  I have ADD and ADHD, which, left alone, would mean I would have loads of energy.  I have now discovered that I am slightly anemic, which is why I am either bouncing off the walls, or can't keep my eyes open.  How out of whack can one person be?  OHH!  I get to launch my homemade bottle rocket either tomorrow or Tuesday for school!  AWESOME!  Mine is gonna go so high, it's gonna give Houston a problem.  I'm gonna put a little army dude in it with a parachute, and he's gonna come down and threaten to kill my teacher if he doesn't give me a good grade.  Soooo... I need to find an official Small Pockets outro.  Ah yeah, SP FTW.

Stupid Signs

I decided I would post a bunch of stupid signs.

Anybody else remember what happened in... I don't know, maybe 1936?  Just a thought.

Which road should I taaaake?  Stupid Rebecca Black, there's only one freaking seat!  ........I mean road.  You shouldn't be driving any way, you're only 13!  For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the video.

Someone should be fired.  Those lyrics are absolutely terrible!  And does anyone else realize that only the back freaking seat is open?!?  I should write her a letter.

Dear Rebecca Black,

          We don't hate you because you're famous, you're famous because we hate you.



 Sincerely,

The people of America

P.S.  We all know the days of the f***ing week.

Plus, she's only 13 or 14!  Her friend shouldn't be driving.  I hope she dies.

Anyway, more stupid signs.

Wow, putting a sign there just to put a sign there, silly government.  Oh, wait, it says something at the bottom.  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  They died.

Just think about it for a second... there you go.  Yup, having a perverted mind makes everything funnier.  Of course ADD doesn't hurt.

Ok, if you're gonna be racist, do it right.  Also, please raise your hands if you have heard of any terrorist activities instigated by a Jewish person(s) in the last month.  No?  Didn't think so.

Lol.  I am literally laughing out loud right now.  No comment.  Wait... I just made a comment.  Oh well.

Not a sign, but still, everyone knows a peanout is way bigger than an elephant.

That's all for today, see ya.

It's Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Su... SHUT THE F*** UP!











What. The. Hell. The 50's Were Messed Up

Seriously, how messed up can one get?  I was just hanging out during my Free Bell today, and my friends showed me this.  This won't be a long post because honestly, there's not much that can be said about this.  Homosexuality is not a bad thing, but be careful not to catch the gay.

My 15th Birthday!

Today was my birthday!  Yay! Small Pockets! 

NO!  It is NOT a happy birthday.  Do you know what it means when you have a birthday?  It means you are one year closer to dying!(credit given to ThatGuy132)  Plus, as if that weren't enough, I had reoccuring cases of loose stools!  I had a sad birthday!  There is NO SUCH THING as a HAPPY Birthday!  Unfortunately noone else thinks like this because I cannot find one single video on youtube by searching sad birthday.  Apparently it is not mytube.

What is Up With These Random Letters?

Seriously, you know what I'm talking about, when you post a comment on a blog it gives you random letters to type in to make sure it isn't someone else or something like that.  Does anyone else not understand this?  Okay, so someone has managed to hack your account and is posting a comment that will be destroy your reputation.  "I know how to stop them!  Let's throw a bunch of random letters on the screen and make them copy them down!  That'll stop'em!"  I mean seriously, that is THE MOST IDIOTIC online security thingy EVER CREATED!  It's probably not for that, but let's pretend that it is just for the sake of this post being somewhat funny.  But seriously, if you do know what it is actually for, comment below.

Justin Bieber's Birthday

Ok, I know its been a while, but I procrastinate a lot.  So, Justin Bieber is turning 12 tomorrow!  Maybe it will finally hit puberty! (We all know that will never happen) A time finally came where I could finally make an entire blog post about my single favorite thing!  I can make fun of Justin Bieber!  So, like I said, Justin Bieber's birthday is March 1st, so maybe it will grow one of those special parts, if you catch my drift.  I can't really say if it's a male or female because when it was born they were like "It's a boy!"  But then his penis fell off so now JB is an it.  Ke$ha's birthday is also tomorrow............. Man, you have to feel sorry for her, although I no longer listen to pop music because it's all the same nowadays, you have to feel sorry for anyone who has the same birthday as Justin Bieber, even if it's your sworn enemy.  I actually found one female that is not attracted to Justin Bieber!  I know you'll never believe me and I have no proof. Sooooooooooo...................... Bye!

I'm Lazy, That's Why.

For all of my readers wondering why I haven't posted anything I'm lazy, that's why.  Exams.  Exams, exams, exams.  Exams are the result of a panda making a baby with the stuff that comes out of your butt.  They're awesome because you get off school, but you have to take tests.  I like ice cream.  I want to play Black Ops.  This post is terrible because I'm tired and my pervertedness is just not coming to me right now (haha coming).  I'm gonna end it here before it gets too ugly, but I'm still gonna post this because I feel like it.  Pandas are pretty.  Be sure to visit http://teletubbiespandasandothersuchnonsense.blogspot.com/